Lore Ottaviano
hi! my name is lore. i am a person. here are some words about me:
? sometimes i'm talkative and sometimes i'm not talkative
? i create profilactic balloon animals with my pinky toes
? sometimes I am a crazy wildchild pseudo-bohemian neohippie party animal. other times i am not
? always always i will lie stories like writers do
? i'm dysfunctional
? i think the platypus is the king of beasts
? i would sell my body for a pet monkey (yes i know they throw poop)
? i believe being trampled to death in a dinosaur stampede is the second most honorable way to die, close behind suffocating in the vacuum of outer space
i'm currently on hiatus from college, where i've been pursuing a degree in Writing, Literature and Publishing in quivering anticipation of taking up residence in a cardboard box. i have no idea what to do with my life, though it'd kick ass to land a position editing some weird little prose publication while freelancing on the side.

